I thought we had finished with these in high school.

[levity]

So I have a paper due at 5 PM a while ago and I cannot not make it a stream of consciousness because anything else would be stupid and an essay straight out of an elementary student's portfolio, and how the hell do I not make it a stream of consciousness I do not know but I have to find out. I can't laugh at people for being presumptuous when I'm the worst of the lot.

Well, maybe I can, because at least I'm self-aware about it, but still.