levity | yes I used Paint just for the best question of the year.

The DOST was the best. Beside it the UPCAT fails miserably and Ma'am Cion is only a poor synonym. May tanong, find the area of the shaded region. There was no shaded region.

The time on the test permit read 7:00. We arrived at quarter to seven, and mother dearest was saying that I was late. They let us in the building at eight. We started at nine. Kasama ko sina Jenny, Dastynne, Karen, Viel, at Camm. Andami rin namang Pisay sa theatre. Nakakainis proctor namin. Nakita namin si Elijah! Tumangkad na siya!

Karen: "Hi Elijah!"
Elijah: "Sino ka?"
Karen: "Classmate kita nung second year!"
Elijah: "Hindi kita maalala."
... Kawawa naman si Karen. XD

Me: "Anong ibig sabihin ng P&G?"
Jenny and Dastynne: "Proctor and Gamble!"
Tapos Proctor and Gamble nga. XD

Ang cute ng sticker nila! May nakasulat, "Property of the DOST-SEI. Please do not mutilate." Kalokohan yung linguistics. Selb chok! Selb choka! Bakit walang gender yung mga bata per yung mga matatanda at yung mga mangga at puno meron?! At dapat hanggang bukas nandoon pa rin sa gym yung mga test booklets. Please do not take out of the examination room daw e. Tapos natapos na yung exam.
Proctor: "The DOST exam is now finished."
Everyone: "Hay salamat!"
Proctor: "You are not allowed to talk yet! We are still taking the exam!"

Nawala kami sa UP College of Eng. Ibang exit yung nilabasan namin. Closed kasi yung isa. Yup.

That test was an experience. You can miss the (upon hearsay) incredibly easy USTET, but this one? Not on your life. XD