levity: (words in the heart cannot be taken)
levity ([personal profile] levity) wrote2012-01-21 03:31 pm

bound to be a better ride than what you've got planned

Mother: Congratulations, Pao! You're Oblation!
Brother: Oblation what?


Me: Kasama rin yan sa tests sa higher cortical functions! Ipapa-explain mo kung anong ibig sabihin ng "Kung patay na ang damo aanhin pa ang kabayo".


Elaine: Sa differences naman tayo ngayon. Anong pinagkaiba ng sinungaling sa kasalanan?


Allen: Do you want a bite of my sausage?
Allison: (starts laughing)
Allen: My pastry.


Mother: (referring to the maroon felt-covered folder thing UP sent to contain its Congratulations Oblation Scholar message) Buti pa ito, maganda! Yung sa Ateneo envelope lang na papel, yung sa La Salle paper bag na napunit!


Father: (in response to my mother saying that she'd liked the prayer at the start of the La Salle Star Scholar Tour) You'll get a better prayer from the Ateneo, only it will have less humility.

[identity profile] steampunkninja.livejournal.com 2012-01-22 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you for making me seem like the among the ultimate dick joke friends you have.

[identity profile] wyvernstars.livejournal.com 2012-01-22 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Onga no, strike two na pala ito. Sorry.