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levity"The Jurassic Park." (Polido, 2009)
So the Histo5 exam made me sick. Well, not really. Results say it's amoeba, but I harbor the personal belief that it's the combination of the life and works of Hippocrates, Herophilus, Erasistratus (not a cloud), and Guy de Chauliac, 18 push-ups, and writing (2^(n^2-4n+4))/(2^(n^2-4n+4)) = 0, all in one week.
That being said, the Histo5 exam wasn't so bad. I am clearly still sick, because saying that the Histo5 exam wasn't so bad without adding that I didn't take the objective exam is tantamount to suicide and is either a sign of mental deterioration, or a sign that I won't be going to school for long enough for any incidental readers to forget I said it.
On the bright side, we saw our first cadavers (I mean the first cadavers that didn't belong to people we used to know), but then again the Department of Anatomy not having cadavers would be quite a surprise. Formalin reeks, and the fact that we're supposed to be grateful the reek is not that of decomposing cadaver makes me wonder if not having a sense of smell can be an advantage, in this profession.
So the Histo5 exam made me sick. Well, not really. Results say it's amoeba, but I harbor the personal belief that it's the combination of the life and works of Hippocrates, Herophilus, Erasistratus (not a cloud), and Guy de Chauliac, 18 push-ups, and writing (2^(n^2-4n+4))/(2^(n^2-4n+4)) = 0, all in one week.
That being said, the Histo5 exam wasn't so bad. I am clearly still sick, because saying that the Histo5 exam wasn't so bad without adding that I didn't take the objective exam is tantamount to suicide and is either a sign of mental deterioration, or a sign that I won't be going to school for long enough for any incidental readers to forget I said it.
On the bright side, we saw our first cadavers (I mean the first cadavers that didn't belong to people we used to know), but then again the Department of Anatomy not having cadavers would be quite a surprise. Formalin reeks, and the fact that we're supposed to be grateful the reek is not that of decomposing cadaver makes me wonder if not having a sense of smell can be an advantage, in this profession.
