I'm answering NMAT reviewers, that counts as productive.

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But this is Lionel Messi's first Liga goal, way back when he was 17, and at 1:25 there is Andres Iniesta with hair, looking very, very young, and startling the hell out of me. There is also Ronaldinho playing top-tier football and looking like he's having fun doing it.