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heart-attack machine
There are probably better ways to say fuck you to everyone who's ever made monkey noises or thrown bananas than scoring a brace in the Euro semifinals, but I can't for the life of me imagine what they could be.
Translation: MARIO!!!!!
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Manu Neuer playing as an outfield player may be the second-best thing I have seen in my life as of yesterday.
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Dad: Barcelona versus Juventus, sino kampi natin? Juventus?
Me: Barcelona!
Dad: WHAT? BLASPHEMY.
I am doomed to live with Juventini forever.
Translation: MARIO!!!!!
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Manu Neuer playing as an outfield player may be the second-best thing I have seen in my life as of yesterday.
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Dad: Barcelona versus Juventus, sino kampi natin? Juventus?
Me: Barcelona!
Dad: WHAT? BLASPHEMY.
I am doomed to live with Juventini forever.