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It's called the Fun Run because the PE teachers enjoy not exerting themselves alongside their students for a change. To be fair to them, they probably went through several years of torture applying their knowledge of physics and basic human anatomy to get where they are now, we ought to give them a break.

My sole, I think, has been permanently damaged. It will be scarred for the rest of eternity. Not as dramatic as it sounds, but for a change, perfectly true.