
This was one crazy week.
My Intel-mates and I broke a Soxhlet extractor, Kathleen passed an essay on time, we managed to survive one day on minimum-wage food, I stole a jacket and went on the second pedicab ride of my life, pumiyok si Dondon sa Paskorus, I managed to play pusoy dos after being deprived of card games for half a year, everyone else's arms floated, the unthinkable happened, and King Cruz went on a movie date with Sir Monty.
Well, not really. For the most part. I won't say anything about Sir Monty and King. XD
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Gee-ann and Karen slept over at my house to cook pancakes and watch Harry Potter.
Kasi ba naman. Akala namin susunod sa bahay ko si Luis. Siya kasi bumili ng pagkain namin. Tapos lulutuin dapat namin.
Alas, even the most foolproof of plans fail. We arrived at home and played cards while trying to find some way to contact Luis. After dinner and disturbing Benjie and Sir Vlad, guess who we found online?
Karen: 'Punta ka dito.'
Luis: 'ha?!?!?'
Karen: 'Kung hindi ka pumunta dito ano naman yung lulutuin namin?!'
Luis: 'Tae.'
Gee-ann: 'Pinaghintay mo kami dito ng tatlong oras at ang masasabi mo lang ay tae?!?!'
Isang oras kaming nakipag-telebabad kay Luis, na na-late pala dahil pinatingnan niya yung mata niya. Na may black eye. (No, that is wrong. Eyes do not have black eyes, people do.) It's a long story.
Luis: 'Eto. I can cook everything here... and you guys can just play more cards.'
So what we ended up doing? We were supposed to write our English essays. Instead, we watched Harry Potter 2.
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We got up at 5:30. To cook pancakes. Tawang-tawa kami sa plano namin. Minimum wage, tapos pancakes. The batter was too viscous, the pancakes were too thick and their circumferences too small, and my stomach was half consumed by hydrochloric acid by the time Luis arrived. Nainggit mga tao sa amin. Probably because we had some pancakes left over to serve as snacks.
Our lunch was tinapa, courtesy of Luis. May soup pa kami. Tilapia nasulat ko sa paper. Tinignan ni Sir Vlad pagkain namin.
Sir Vlad: 'Hindi naman yan tilapia e!'
Me: 'Hindi ba? De ano?'
EJ invented a curse word. It started with the letter R. XD
Gutom kami habang kumakanta. Ang tagal ng pila sa microwave. Hinanap namin si Gee si Sir. Pagbalik namin sa caf nangalahati na yung French fries na niluto ni Luis para sa dinner. Luis claims Karen ate most of that half. No comment na lang.
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We broke a Soxhlet extractor. To be more accurate, I let a Soxhlet extractor fall on the table and spill its contents on Kate' s arm.
It had been sitting in the ASTB for three weeks. We kept on forgetting to bring it back to the SHB. So we went to get it, during double STR. Nabulok na mga siling labuyo namin. (Ma'am Chupungco, upon seeing us enter the lab carrying our disassembled setup, went 'Pinagalitan kayo ni Sir Jun, no?')
So. I fixed the clamps, Kate adjusted the hoses, Ate Koko went off to borrow filter paper. And while I thought it was just sitting peacefully the way it usually did even when no one was holding it upright, gravity took hold of the situation, and our Soxhlet extractor keeled over, and cracked.
I would like to believe that every eye in the room turned toward us. I wasn't able to check. Kate's arm was burned by the power of 60 grams of siling labuyo. Later on, cleaning up our mess, we were to find out that our extract had singed the paint off the tabletop as well. Sir Kent went looking for Sir Jun. Ma'am Chupungco told Kate to keep her arm under running water, and not to inhale the labuyo fumes.
That was probably the worst time to find out that our solvent was carcinogenic.
Sir Kent to Kate: 'Wash your arm with soap and running water for fifteen minutes, please.'
Us: 'Um...'
Sir Kent: 'Wala ba kayong locker? Wala ba kayong soap sa locker?'
Ma'am Chupungco: 'Ayan, nabubuking na ang mga walang gamit...'
Ate Koko cleaned up the broken bits of extraction chamber. I ran to the Bio unit and borrowed soap from, of all people, Ma'am Docto. It was lavender, and vanilla-flavored. I handed it to Kate.
Kate: 'Seryoso ka?!'
Sir Kent: 'Okay na yan!
I was laughing.
Pinalakpakan kami ng Muon. We are Ma'am Chupungco's free demo group. We are what not to do during an experiment.
We went to the clinic, because all three of us were burning. Naubos yata yung ointment sa mukha ko, sa ilong ni Ate Koko, at kay Kate.
Ate Koko: 'Picture tayo!'
Kate: 'Oh, the vanity...'
The three of us entered the lab with white mustaches and to everyone's gratitude, for making STR interesting.
Gumawa pa si Ate Koko ng bagong sign. Colored na siya, at may marks na kami ng burn ointment.
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We had free tickets to Pisay the movie. Of course, they weren't free. We paid for them with our class funds, because we had to. So we went. I blackmailed August into lending me his jacket. Kasama ko sina Benj, DJ, Camcam, at King Cruz. We were supposed to take a taxi, but the taxi we thought was for us went to Ma'am Docto. Nakisakay si Benj. Later on he was to tell us na nilibre siya ni Ma'am sa siopao. XD
I went on the second pedicab ride of my life. You miss a lot, riding in a car. The wind, the pollution on your face, the risk of falling off if you aren't used to it, or if you do something idiotic, or if in short you are Jillian Francise Lee. Iniwan namin sa traffic sina King Cruz at DJ. Hinanap pa namin si Benj sa The Block. Ang laki pala ng SM. Bumili ako ng Starbucks.
Tinabi nila ako kay Sir Monty. Lumabas kami ni Camcam para bumili ng pagkain. Ang weird ng snack bar. May sign na nagsasabing 'Line Starts Here' sa end ng line. Ang tagal namin doon, end pala siya ng line.
I bought two buckets of popcorn. Mike said it wouldn't last ten minutes.
Me: 'Guys, i-ration nyo ito, sa buong sine na to!'
He was wrong. It lasted for half the movie.
Pagbalik ko hindi na ako yung katabi ni Sir Monty. Si King Cruz na.
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And yes. How can one forget. The unthinkable, unbreachable topic. The Paskorus.
We're sorry, Dondon. Maybe if Fafa had been the one watching in the audience instead of, or with, Kate. Maybe if Sir Monty had decided not to show up that day, or if I had remembered to bring the wire, or if we hadn't had so many requirements, or... I wouldn't know.
But what the hell. It was fun, and it was one for the record books. It was probably worth all our troubles, to hear Dondon's voice break during the high notes, and to laugh at Fafa's face (that's all it is- Fafa's face. Not the expression or anything. Just the face.) and at Emman's valiant attempts at getting the 'hoo' note right.
Ano Muon, dadalhin pa ba ang keyboard sa Monday? XD