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All three of the FIFA Ballon D'Or nominees are 5'7" la Masia graduates, our team won 3-0 at Osasuna on a field of ice after a last-minute five-hour trip, our captain wears short sleeves at temperatures of two degrees Celsius and then takes his shirt off after the game, and we have our own TV show. Our home kit can be recognised in the middle of a crowd from across a street (I can personally attest to this) and we make up half of Spain's starting XI. It's easy to love Barcelona, no matter what the noisy martyrs say, especially now that they're winning everything, but I love Barcelona.