procrastination

I think I would be about ten times more productive if I got it into my head that essays don't have to be mind-blowing masterpieces of the English language, they just have to be essays.

procrastination

I think I would be about ten times more productive if I got it into my head that essays don't have to be mind-blowing masterpieces of the English language, they just have to be essays.

Dear Fernando Torres,

I don't particularly have any feelings, good or ill, toward you, but I know people who like freckles and drowning football clubs and never walking alone, and if you break any of their hearts then I will personally make sure you will come to regret it. It may take some time for me to follow up on this threat, but you know what they say about revenge.

Although I suspect you may already have. If I were you, I'd avoid the first cab that comes your way from now on.

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While we're at it: dear Luis Suarez, if you bite anyone from Arsenal I will go to England and bite you.

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I actually did not intend to make a post composed solely of threats towards Liverpool players, but there you have it. YNWA and all that.

Dear Fernando Torres,

I don't particularly have any feelings, good or ill, toward you, but I know people who like freckles and drowning football clubs and never walking alone, and if you break any of their hearts then I will personally make sure you will come to regret it. It may take some time for me to follow up on this threat, but you know what they say about revenge.

Although I suspect you may already have. If I were you, I'd avoid the first cab that comes your way from now on.

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While we're at it: dear Luis Suarez, if you bite anyone from Arsenal I will go to England and bite you.

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I actually did not intend to make a post composed solely of threats towards Liverpool players, but there you have it. YNWA and all that.

let me hold your crown.

So instead of finishing my papers or studying for embryology or archaeology or biochem I am writing what is turning out to be the Cristiano Ronaldo Dream Sequence Series. My excuse is cornerflag; my reason is that dreams don't have to make sense, and can be as blatant as hell.


( There is no subtlety in football. )

let me hold your crown.

So instead of finishing my papers or studying for embryology or archaeology or biochem I am writing what is turning out to be the Cristiano Ronaldo Dream Sequence Series. My excuse is cornerflag; my reason is that dreams don't have to make sense, and can be as blatant as hell.


( There is no subtlety in football. )