Dear Fernando Torres,
Jan. 29th, 2011 09:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
levityI don't particularly have any feelings, good or ill, toward you, but I know people who like freckles and drowning football clubs and never walking alone, and if you break any of their hearts then I will personally make sure you will come to regret it. It may take some time for me to follow up on this threat, but you know what they say about revenge.
Although I suspect you may already have. If I were you, I'd avoid the first cab that comes your way from now on.
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While we're at it: dear Luis Suarez, if you bite anyone from Arsenal I will go to England and bite you.
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I actually did not intend to make a post composed solely of threats towards Liverpool players, but there you have it. YNWA and all that.
Although I suspect you may already have. If I were you, I'd avoid the first cab that comes your way from now on.
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While we're at it: dear Luis Suarez, if you bite anyone from Arsenal I will go to England and bite you.
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I actually did not intend to make a post composed solely of threats towards Liverpool players, but there you have it. YNWA and all that.
