today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you

They're playing Wonderwall over at the Etihad, so. (And interviewing Samir Nasri, who's saying that he made the right decision, but I am mature and will ignore him for Mario Balotelli screeching in the background.) I cannot believe my team. I cannot believe Manchester City. I cannot believe this entire league. I cannot even. I have lost my ability to even ever again.

Oh my fucking god.

CONGRATULATIONS, MANCHESTER CITY. GOOD ON YOU. I can't stop smiling.

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Arsenal. Arsenal. Remember when we were in seventeenth and everyone said we were going to be relegated? Remember that utter travesty of a game at Old Trafford?

And when we lost to Milan 4-0, and then won 3-0 at the Emirates, and when Woj made a penalty save against Liverpool, and when Thierry came back and proceeded to save our sorry gooner behinds so many times, like the big damn hero he is, and when John Terry fell flat on his face at Stamford Bridge, and when Mikel Arteta got us a win against City, and when Robin- where to you even begin, when talking about Robin- and all the times we went 2-0 down and then startled the hell out of everyone?

Third place, and you are hair-pullingly teeth-achingly stressful at the best of times, and guys, I love you all so much.

Pat Rice, thank you for everything.

And as for the rest of you guys: here's to next season.

today was gonna be the day but they'll never throw it back to you

They're playing Wonderwall over at the Etihad, so. (And interviewing Samir Nasri, who's saying that he made the right decision, but I am mature and will ignore him for Mario Balotelli screeching in the background.) I cannot believe my team. I cannot believe Manchester City. I cannot believe this entire league. I cannot even. I have lost my ability to even ever again.

Oh my fucking god.

CONGRATULATIONS, MANCHESTER CITY. GOOD ON YOU. I can't stop smiling.

---

Arsenal. Arsenal. Remember when we were in seventeenth and everyone said we were going to be relegated? Remember that utter travesty of a game at Old Trafford?

And when we lost to Milan 4-0, and then won 3-0 at the Emirates, and when Woj made a penalty save against Liverpool, and when Thierry came back and proceeded to save our sorry gooner behinds so many times, like the big damn hero he is, and when John Terry fell flat on his face at Stamford Bridge, and when Mikel Arteta got us a win against City, and when Robin- where to you even begin, when talking about Robin- and all the times we went 2-0 down and then startled the hell out of everyone?

Third place, and you are hair-pullingly teeth-achingly stressful at the best of times, and guys, I love you all so much.

Pat Rice, thank you for everything.

And as for the rest of you guys: here's to next season.