levity | SERYOSO BA ITO

OUR NEW SIGNING GOT SENT OFF ON HIS PREMIER LEAGUE DEBUT AFTER SLAPPING JOEY BART0N, WHO OF COURSE STARTED EVERYTHING BUT WHATEVER. OUR CAPTAIN IS...yeah, you've heard about that. SONG WAS AN IDIOT. SZCZESNY GOT A YELLOW CARD FOR BEING INVOLVED IN A FIGHT IN THE OTHER TEAM'S PENALTY BOX. AND DEAR FOOTBALL COMMS, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO CONSTANTLY BRING UP CESC AND NASRI, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRY NOT TALKING ABOUT CESC AND NASRI.

Dear Arsenal, it's good to have you back.