at least I'm waking up with you hiding in my bones

[levity]

I LOVE EVERYBODY. THIS IS A STATEMENT OF FACT. I LOVE MY DAD WHO DRIVES ME EVERYWHERE AND GUIA THE BEST PERSON I HAVE EVER MET AND ROBIN VAN PERSIE, HOLY HELL I LOVE ROBIN VAN PERSIE. I LOVE ROBIN. I LOVE GERVINHO. I LOVE ARSENE WENGER WHO JUST TURNED 62. I LOVE MARIO BALOTELLI. I LOVE MARIO BALOTELLI'S T-SHIRT. I LOVE THE ENTIRE MANCHESTER CITY TEAM- YES SAMIR EVEN YOU, BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL, 6-1 OVER MANCHESTER UNITED. I LOVE FANDOM. I EVEN LOVE NINE-MAN SEVILLA, EVEN THOUGH THEY DREW AGAINST BARCELONA, BECAUSE WHAT THE HELL, THEY'RE NINE-MAN SEVILLA AND THEY DREW AGAINST BARCELONA. I LOVE THE FAMILY. I LOVE CRISTIANO RONALDO WHO DIDN'T KEEP THE MATCH BALL BECAUSE IF HE KEPT ONE EVERY TIME HE GOT A HAT-TRICK HE'D RUN OUT OF SPACE- AND OF COURSE HE'D SAY SO IN AN INTERVIEW, OF COURSE, I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I LOVE EVERYBODY, ALL THE CAPS LOCK ARE COMPLETELY MEANT, NO IRONY, I LOVE EVERYBODY. HOW I WISH THERE WAS ONE NOTABLE EXCEPTION.