make it easy, say I never mattered

[levity]

Of course my stream froze just as the ball went flying to Rosa’s head from Gervinho’s boot. At least it was in Spanish, so I got the ten-second long declaration of “GOOOOOOOOOOL”.


ETA: Of course WBA get a freekick right after. Thank the football gods for Lukasz Fabianski, because I guess making a wall that does its job is a bit difficult.


ETA II: ANO BA YAN DI PA SIYA PUMASOK. GUYSSSS. WHAAAAT.

On the bright side at least we're playing well. Well, as much as I can tell given my stream freezes every five seconds.


ETA III: ROSAAAAA. It’s great to have you back in the squad.


ETA IV: Well, hell.

I’d ask you what you were thinking, Per, but. Yeah.


ETA how the hell do you expect me to count them down properly:
Dear Arsenal,

Don’t. You. Dare. Don’t even think about it. This is why no one ever trusts your two-goal leads.

Also apparently we have the most red cards in the league for this season? There’s a punch line here, only I haven’t slept in two days so I don’t know what it is.


ETA the last: If no one has ever been reported to have died of Arsenal it’s only because of faulty data gathering.

Good one, kids. :D